It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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