Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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