some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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