he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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