No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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