i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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