dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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