So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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