I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize
