Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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