mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
only if we run a train.
done.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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