love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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