used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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