New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
tell me about the eggs
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