: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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