He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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