why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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