i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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