Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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