All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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