Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we made out on top of his cat.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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