I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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