Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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