He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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