just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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