it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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