Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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