after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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