what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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