Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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