I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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