I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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