So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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