Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
