That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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