Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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