Your dad touched me again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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