ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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