So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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