I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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