It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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