it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
NoShamevember. You game?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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