i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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