try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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