We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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