Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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