i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I wish i was in the wii world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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