its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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