Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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