So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My life is pants optional.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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