it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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