my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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