from now on my penis is your penis
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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